Ow ouch. Ow ow ow. Ouch.
What’s wrong honey?
You hurt me.
What part of you did I hurt?
You hurt my feelings when you talked to me in a rude voice.
Sweetie, I know they are scary, but I really don’t believe ghosts actually exist.
Yeah well, I don’t know as many things as you do. I’m only four and you’re like, infinity.
Dad, I made a bad choice
Yeah?
Yeah. I didn’t like the smell of the fart, so I put oatmeal up my nose.
Oh. That does sound like a bad decision.
Yeah, but it’s okay because I got it out.
Mom, can I please take a picture of your nipples?
No. Why not take a picture of my face instead.
But I want to have a picture of them so I can remember what they looked like and that you had nipples when you are dead.
But what about the rest of me?
How about I take a picture of all your parts, then?
I am not going to die for a long time.
That’s true. How about on the day that are going to die I take pictures of all your body so I can remember it.
deal.
I’ll be Obi Wan Kenobi
Itchy:I’ll be Darth Vader
And I’ll be Spiderman.
later
I’m is Princess Leia and Batman mixed up together.
When will I be big as Raphie?
Never.
One day. Sometimes it feels like it is taking a long time, though.
Wow Dia, you are getting so big!
Yup, I’m is.
Soon I will be big and I will have a penis.
Walking past a funeral home
Is that where people die?
No. That’s where they take people when they are already dead.
Is that heaven?
Dia, are you eating the canoe?
No, I not eating da canoe. I just lickin’ it.
I have a cold today.
Oh, that’s too bad.
*runs upstairs to pee*
Oh, it was just the pee that was giving me a cold. I’m better now.