Dad, I made a bad choice
Yeah?
Yeah. I didn’t like the smell of the fart, so I put oatmeal up my nose.
Oh. That does sound like a bad decision.
Yeah, but it’s okay because I got it out.
Mom, can I please take a picture of your nipples?
No. Why not take a picture of my face instead.
But I want to have a picture of them so I can remember what they looked like and that you had nipples when you are dead.
But what about the rest of me?
How about I take a picture of all your parts, then?
I am not going to die for a long time.
That’s true. How about on the day that are going to die I take pictures of all your body so I can remember it.
deal.
I’ll be Obi Wan Kenobi
Itchy:I’ll be Darth Vader
And I’ll be Spiderman.
later
I’m is Princess Leia and Batman mixed up together.
When will I be big as Raphie?
Never.
One day. Sometimes it feels like it is taking a long time, though.
Wow Dia, you are getting so big!
Yup, I’m is.
Soon I will be big and I will have a penis.
Walking past a funeral home
Is that where people die?
No. That’s where they take people when they are already dead.
Is that heaven?
Dia, are you eating the canoe?
No, I not eating da canoe. I just lickin’ it.
I have a cold today.
Oh, that’s too bad.
*runs upstairs to pee*
Oh, it was just the pee that was giving me a cold. I’m better now.
Good Morning.
Morning.
You are the most wonderful, best mommy in the whole wide universe. I love you.
Aww. Thanks Raph.
Will you buy me a special treat today?
Mama, I want to nurse.
You can’t nurse. I have no milk anymore.
Did a cow drink it all?