Once upon a time there were good guys and bad guys. The good guys prayed to the good god to kill all the bad guys, and the bad guys prayed to the bad god to kill all the good guys. The two gods hated each other and they got into a giant battle…
Come here Raphie. I have something for you.
Oooh, I hope it’s cuddles!
Please try to stop arguing with everything I say.
I’m not arguing.
When you disagree with everything, that’s arguing.
No it isn’t.
Yes, it is.
No it isn’t.
Sweetie, I know they are scary, but I really don’t believe ghosts actually exist.
Yeah well, I don’t know as many things as you do. I’m only four and you’re like, infinity.
Dad, I made a bad choice
Yeah?
Yeah. I didn’t like the smell of the fart, so I put oatmeal up my nose.
Oh. That does sound like a bad decision.
Yeah, but it’s okay because I got it out.
You two are arguing so much today. It seems as if you would argue over anything. I bet you’d even argue over who likes chocolate more!
Well I like chocolate infinity.
I like chocolate even more than that!
You can’t like it more than infinity that’s impossible.
Yeah, I can.
No you can’t.
Yeah I can.
Mom, can I please take a picture of your nipples?
No. Why not take a picture of my face instead.
But I want to have a picture of them so I can remember what they looked like and that you had nipples when you are dead.
But what about the rest of me?
How about I take a picture of all your parts, then?
I am not going to die for a long time.
That’s true. How about on the day that are going to die I take pictures of all your body so I can remember it.
deal.
I’ll be Obi Wan Kenobi
Itchy:I’ll be Darth Vader
And I’ll be Spiderman.
later
I’m is Princess Leia and Batman mixed up together.
At some ungodly hour of the night.
Mommy?
*sighs* What?
I love you more than infinity.
Ummm Daddy? It smells like Jeremy down here.
*laughs* I love kids.
Yeah, kids sure are peaceful.