Dad, I made a bad choice
Yeah?
Yeah. I didn’t like the smell of the fart, so I put oatmeal up my nose.
Oh. That does sound like a bad decision.
Yeah, but it’s okay because I got it out.
You two are arguing so much today. It seems as if you would argue over anything. I bet you’d even argue over who likes chocolate more!
Well I like chocolate infinity.
I like chocolate even more than that!
You can’t like it more than infinity that’s impossible.
Yeah, I can.
No you can’t.
Yeah I can.
Mom, can I please take a picture of your nipples?
No. Why not take a picture of my face instead.
But I want to have a picture of them so I can remember what they looked like and that you had nipples when you are dead.
But what about the rest of me?
How about I take a picture of all your parts, then?
I am not going to die for a long time.
That’s true. How about on the day that are going to die I take pictures of all your body so I can remember it.
deal.
I’ll be Obi Wan Kenobi
Itchy:I’ll be Darth Vader
And I’ll be Spiderman.
later
I’m is Princess Leia and Batman mixed up together.
At some ungodly hour of the night.
Mommy?
*sighs* What?
I love you more than infinity.
Ummm Daddy? It smells like Jeremy down here.
*laughs* I love kids.
Yeah, kids sure are peaceful.
I’m hungry.
Did you finish your apple?
Yes.
a few minutes later
I’m done making the sandwiches. Raphie can you put the ham back in the fridge?
Umm, ok. But I have to close my eyes because I have a sneaky suspicion.
A sneaky suspicion huh?
Yeah. I have a sneaky suspicion that I didn’t finish my apple.
*looks in fridge. Sees half eaten apple sitting on shelf.*
When will I be big as Raphie?
Never.
One day. Sometimes it feels like it is taking a long time, though.
Walking past a funeral home
Is that where people die?
No. That’s where they take people when they are already dead.
Is that heaven?
Sorry guys. I can’t pay attention right now, I just took a wrong turn.
Oh Man! I told you to check the directions before we left!