It is good to be suspicious.

I’m hungry.

Did you finish your apple?

Yes.

a few minutes later

I’m done making the sandwiches. Raphie can you put the ham back in the fridge?

Umm, ok. But I have to close my eyes because I have a sneaky suspicion.

A sneaky suspicion huh?

Yeah. I have a sneaky suspicion that I didn’t finish my apple.

*looks in fridge. Sees half eaten apple sitting on shelf.*

I hate to break it to you

When will I be big as Raphie?

Never.

One day. Sometimes it feels like it is taking a long time, though.

Those aren’t mutually exclusive

You are so cute.

No! I’m not cute. I’m serious!