Please try to stop arguing with everything I say.
I’m not arguing.
When you disagree with everything, that’s arguing.
No it isn’t.
Yes, it is.
No it isn’t.
Sweetie, I know they are scary, but I really don’t believe ghosts actually exist.
Yeah well, I don’t know as many things as you do. I’m only four and you’re like, infinity.
Dad, I made a bad choice
Yeah?
Yeah. I didn’t like the smell of the fart, so I put oatmeal up my nose.
Oh. That does sound like a bad decision.
Yeah, but it’s okay because I got it out.
You two are arguing so much today. It seems as if you would argue over anything. I bet you’d even argue over who likes chocolate more!
Well I like chocolate infinity.
I like chocolate even more than that!
You can’t like it more than infinity that’s impossible.
Yeah, I can.
No you can’t.
Yeah I can.