Mom, can I please take a picture of your nipples?
No. Why not take a picture of my face instead.
But I want to have a picture of them so I can remember what they looked like and that you had nipples when you are dead.
But what about the rest of me?
How about I take a picture of all your parts, then?
I am not going to die for a long time.
That’s true. How about on the day that are going to die I take pictures of all your body so I can remember it.
deal.
What would you like on you toast?
Only butter
Ok.
Only butter, because I hate everything in the whole wide world. Except for butter.
Wow Dee, you are getting so big!
So I can go in the ball pit at ikea now?
I have a cold today.
Oh, that’s too bad.
*runs upstairs to pee*
Oh, it was just the pee that was giving me a cold. I’m better now.
Mama, I want to nurse.
You can’t nurse. I have no milk anymore.
Did a cow drink it all?
We can chat while I poo right?
Sure. What do you want to chat about?
Ughhh.
…
*face turns red*
You can’t talk right now can you?
Just wait until the big chunk comes out.
In the bath
I only have one hole in my bum!
Everybody only has one hole.
No. Look. Dia has two.
Mom? What animal does chicken come from?
Listen to the name of it. Chicken. What animal do you think it could be? Chicken.
Fish right? Chicken comes from fish.
*finds Easter egg from last weekend in the yard*
Daddy look! I found an egg!
Great - we must’ve missed it during our hunt.
*eats candy*
Daddy, can I have some more candy to put in so I can hide it and find it again?
*chugs jug of juice*
My tummy hurts now. That was too much juice.
*runs upstairs and pees*
Aw Man! The juice didn’t come out!