Did you bite your sister?
Yes, she was dumping out my stickers and I didn’t want her too.
Maybe next time you could find another way to deal with it.
But Mom, this solved the problem. She went away after.
*hides under tent*
Dia wheeeeere are you?
I no know?
And what will you do if a stranger asks you to go with them?
I will say no, and tell Steffie.
And what if the stranger tells you they will have candy or a treat for you if you go with them?
I would like that! I really hope a stranger has candy for me. yeah!
*chugs jug of juice*
My tummy hurts now. That was too much juice.
*runs upstairs and pees*
Aw Man! The juice didn’t come out!
I want mommy.
Baba Mommy’s at home. We’ll see mommy in the morning.
I want mommy.
Baba I know Honey.
*wanders off*
*comes back wearing coat*
I go home now. See Mommy.
I have to cut your nails tonight.
No, you always cut me when you do it.
I never cut you Raphie.
That hurts my feelings dad. I’m not going to marry you anymore. I’m going to marry the cat.
*decorating muffins* Itchy might want to talk about poo.
Um…yes.
Raphie Stop it Right This Freaking Second!
Mommy?
*snaps* What!
I love you. I even love you when you are angry and yelling at me.
*climbs to top of snow mountain*
*sings* I’n a dirty rascal.
When I grow up I am going to marry a prince.
And will you be a princess then?
No. I will be a prince too. And we will fight bad guys together.