Dad, I made a bad choice
Yeah?
Yeah. I didn’t like the smell of the fart, so I put oatmeal up my nose.
Oh. That does sound like a bad decision.
Yeah, but it’s okay because I got it out.
Good Morning.
Morning.
You are the most wonderful, best mommy in the whole wide universe. I love you.
Aww. Thanks Raph.
Will you buy me a special treat today?
Did you bite your sister?
Yes, she was dumping out my stickers and I didn’t want her too.
Maybe next time you could find another way to deal with it.
But Mom, this solved the problem. She went away after.
And what will you do if a stranger asks you to go with them?
I will say no, and tell Steffie.
And what if the stranger tells you they will have candy or a treat for you if you go with them?
I would like that! I really hope a stranger has candy for me. yeah!
*chugs jug of juice*
My tummy hurts now. That was too much juice.
*runs upstairs and pees*
Aw Man! The juice didn’t come out!
Telling Raphie the Adam and Eve story:
“… and they were named Adam and Eve”
“I know Eve! She’s in the Wall-e movie and she has a gun!”
and a bit further on…
“if that was me in heaven I wouldn’t have eaten that fruit, no way. I don’t want to die.”