Walking past a funeral home
Is that where people die?
No. That’s where they take people when they are already dead.
Is that heaven?
A priest isn’t allowed to be a priest if he isn’t wearing underwear, right?
Telling Raphie the Adam and Eve story:
“… and they were named Adam and Eve”
“I know Eve! She’s in the Wall-e movie and she has a gun!”
and a bit further on…
“if that was me in heaven I wouldn’t have eaten that fruit, no way. I don’t want to die.”