Mom, can I please take a picture of your nipples?
No. Why not take a picture of my face instead.
But I want to have a picture of them so I can remember what they looked like and that you had nipples when you are dead.
But what about the rest of me?
How about I take a picture of all your parts, then?
I am not going to die for a long time.
That’s true. How about on the day that are going to die I take pictures of all your body so I can remember it.
deal.
Wow Dee, you are getting so big!
So I can go in the ball pit at ikea now?
Wow Dia, you are getting so big!
Yup, I’m is.
Soon I will be big and I will have a penis.
Raphie and Dia show off their bellies.
Do you have a baby in there?
No. Boys can never have babies in their tummies. Dia could have a baby in her tummy though, ’cause she’s a lady.
I’m not a lady! I’m a Dia!
Dia, will you be nice to me?
Yup.
Will you knock over my towers and buildings?
Ummm, nope.
Okay. I won’t kick you or hit you.
Okay.
I have a cold today.
Oh, that’s too bad.
*runs upstairs to pee*
Oh, it was just the pee that was giving me a cold. I’m better now.
Mama, I want to nurse.
You can’t nurse. I have no milk anymore.
Did a cow drink it all?
We can chat while I poo right?
Sure. What do you want to chat about?
Ughhh.
…
*face turns red*
You can’t talk right now can you?
Just wait until the big chunk comes out.
In the bath
I only have one hole in my bum!
Everybody only has one hole.
No. Look. Dia has two.
Mom? What animal does chicken come from?
Listen to the name of it. Chicken. What animal do you think it could be? Chicken.
Fish right? Chicken comes from fish.