Superman and Batman is my imaginary friends. And I’m theirs.
5 minutes later
But I’m not imaginary..?
Mom, can I please take a picture of your nipples?
No. Why not take a picture of my face instead.
But I want to have a picture of them so I can remember what they looked like and that you had nipples when you are dead.
But what about the rest of me?
How about I take a picture of all your parts, then?
I am not going to die for a long time.
That’s true. How about on the day that are going to die I take pictures of all your body so I can remember it.
deal.
Wow Dee, you are getting so big!
So I can go in the ball pit at ikea now?
Wow Dia, you are getting so big!
Yup, I’m is.
Soon I will be big and I will have a penis.
Raphie and Dia show off their bellies.
Do you have a baby in there?
No. Boys can never have babies in their tummies. Dia could have a baby in her tummy though, ’cause she’s a lady.
I’m not a lady! I’m a Dia!
Dia, will you be nice to me?
Yup.
Will you knock over my towers and buildings?
Ummm, nope.
Okay. I won’t kick you or hit you.
Okay.
I have a cold today.
Oh, that’s too bad.
*runs upstairs to pee*
Oh, it was just the pee that was giving me a cold. I’m better now.
Mama, I want to nurse.
You can’t nurse. I have no milk anymore.
Did a cow drink it all?
We can chat while I poo right?
Sure. What do you want to chat about?
Ughhh.
…
*face turns red*
You can’t talk right now can you?
Just wait until the big chunk comes out.
In the bath
I only have one hole in my bum!
Everybody only has one hole.
No. Look. Dia has two.