Star Wars Universe

I’ll be Obi Wan Kenobi

Itchy:I’ll be Darth Vader

And I’ll be Spiderman.

later

I’m is Princess Leia and Batman mixed up together.

That’s not quite how I would describe it.

Ummm Daddy? It smells like Jeremy down here.

*laughs* I love kids.

Yeah, kids sure are peaceful.

Those aren’t mutually exclusive

You are so cute.

No! I’m not cute. I’m serious!

You might have to wait a little bit longer

Wow Dia, you are getting so big!

Yup, I’m is.

Soon I will be big and I will have a penis.

That would suck

Walking past a funeral home

Is that where people die?

No. That’s where they take people when they are already dead.

Is that heaven?

Certainly Not!

Raphie and Dia show off their bellies.

Do you have a baby in there?

No. Boys can never have babies in their tummies. Dia could have a baby in her tummy though, ’cause she’s a lady.

I’m not a lady! I’m a Dia!

Wait - What’s His Job?

You be the patient and I will be the eye doctor. Okay?

Can I cuddle and kiss the eye doctor?

No. He has too many germs from all the other people.

It won’t hurt a bit

Dia, stop poking me.

I be very gentle.

Mom! Dia keeps poking me with scissors!

Mom intervenes. Scissors get taken away.

DeeDee, we don’t play with scissors.

I was just trying to cut Raphie’s arm off. I be very gentle.

Arguing With Dee

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Not Rhyme Time

What word can you think of that sounds like bat? Buh - at.

Batman! Bat, batman!

Those do sound the same. Now can you think of any rhyming words? Like Bat, Cat, Mat, Rat.

Bat, Cat, Mat and Robin!