Dia, will you be nice to me?
Yup.
Will you knock over my towers and buildings?
Ummm, nope.
Okay. I won’t kick you or hit you.
Okay.
Dia, are you eating the canoe?
No, I not eating da canoe. I just lickin’ it.
I sure do love you.
mhmm
You be the patient and I will be the eye doctor. Okay?
Can I cuddle and kiss the eye doctor?
No. He has too many germs from all the other people.
I have a cold today.
Oh, that’s too bad.
*runs upstairs to pee*
Oh, it was just the pee that was giving me a cold. I’m better now.