Yeah?

Yeah. I didn’t like the smell of the fart, so I put oatmeal up my nose.

Oh. That does sound like a bad decision.

Yeah, but it’s okay because I got it out.

Well I like chocolate infinity.

I like chocolate even more than that!

You can’t like it more than infinity that’s impossible.

Yeah, I can.

No you can’t.

Yeah I can.

There’s snow on the car, there’s snow on the trees.

There’s always snow in the backyard after I sneeze

Inspired by Lying on Things by Dennis Lee.

No. Why not take a picture of my face instead.

But I want to have a picture of them so I can remember what they looked like and that you had nipples when you are dead.

But what about the rest of me?

How about I take a picture of all your parts, then?

I am not going to die for a long time.

That’s true. How about on the day that are going to die I take pictures of all your body so I can remember it.

deal.

Only butter

Ok.

Only butter, because I hate everything in the whole wide world. Except for butter.

Itchy:I’ll be Darth Vader

And I’ll be Spiderman.

later

I’m is Princess Leia and Batman mixed up together.

Mommy?

*sighs* What?

I love you more than infinity.

Because I HATE falling asleep. And I HATE mornings.

Why do you hate mornings?

Because I only get two choices, toast with jam or cereal with milk.* And I HATE toast with jam.

But you like cereal.

But I HATE how it gets mushy and you say “get back in your chair or your cereal will get mushy” whenever I get up to play. And I HATE mushy cereal. I only like cereal with no milk.

Oh. But then we take Raphie to the bus and you get special time with mommy.

But then I ask “where’s Raphie” and you say at school, and then I miss him and I HATE that.

Some mornings are pretty miserable it’s true.

*totally untrue - she does usually only get two choices, but we never suggest toast with jam since she HATES it so much.

Mommy, mommy!

*stumbles across hall*

Why do you need Mummy so much?

‘Cause her is my grown up.

*laughs* I love kids.

Yeah, kids sure are peaceful.