OverHeard

I know you are sensitive, but really?

Alex — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:05:48 +0000

Ow ouch. Ow ow ow. Ouch.

What’s wrong honey?

You hurt me.

What part of you did I hurt?

You hurt my feelings when you talked to me in a rude voice.

The beginning was the best part.

Alex — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:19:47 +0000

Once upon a time there were good guys and bad guys. The good guys prayed to the good god to kill all the bad guys, and the bad guys prayed to the bad god to kill all the good guys. The two gods hated each other and they got into a giant battle…

Wait a Second…

Alex — Fri, 28 May 2010 12:23:41 +0000

Superman and Batman is my imaginary friends. And I’m theirs.

5 minutes later

But I’m not imaginary..?

It is now

Alex — Fri, 28 May 2010 12:19:36 +0000

Come here Raphie. I have something for you.

Oooh, I hope it’s cuddles!

Best Imaginary Friends A Girl Could Have

Alex — Sun, 16 May 2010 17:17:57 +0000

Okay Dee, your turn.

I spy with my little eye something that is flying through the air.

Is it Superman and Batman?

YES! They came to play wif me!

*Proceeds to play hide and seek with her imaginary friends*

Gah!

Alex — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 01:20:37 +0000

Please try to stop arguing with everything I say.

I’m not arguing.

When you disagree with everything, that’s arguing.

No it isn’t.

Yes, it is.

No it isn’t.

So how old does that make Baba?

Alex — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:07:47 +0000

Sweetie, I know they are scary, but I really don’t believe ghosts actually exist.

Yeah well, I don’t know as many things as you do. I’m only four and you’re like, infinity.

That’s… creative

Alex — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:49:53 +0000

Dad, I made a bad choice

Yeah?

Yeah. I didn’t like the smell of the fart, so I put oatmeal up my nose.

Oh. That does sound like a bad decision.

Yeah, but it’s okay because I got it out.

It was not actually a suggestion.

Alex — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:46:04 +0000

You two are arguing so much today. It seems as if you would argue over anything. I bet you’d even argue over who likes chocolate more!

Well I like chocolate infinity.

I like chocolate even more than that!

You can’t like it more than infinity that’s impossible.

Yeah, I can.

No you can’t.

Yeah I can.

Seriously, I didn’t help at all.

Alex — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:15:08 +0000

A poem:

There’s snow on the car, there’s snow on the trees.

There’s always snow in the backyard after I sneeze

Inspired by Lying on Things by Dennis Lee.