I know you are sensitive, but really?

Ow ouch. Ow ow ow. Ouch.

What’s wrong honey?

You hurt me.

What part of you did I hurt?

You hurt my feelings when you talked to me in a rude voice.

Wait a Second…

Superman and Batman is my imaginary friends. And I’m theirs.

5 minutes later

But I’m not imaginary..?

Best Imaginary Friends A Girl Could Have

Okay Dee, your turn.

I spy with my little eye something that is flying through the air.

Is it Superman and Batman?

YES! They came to play wif me!

*Proceeds to play hide and seek with her imaginary friends*

It was not actually a suggestion.

You two are arguing so much today. It seems as if you would argue over anything. I bet you’d even argue over who likes chocolate more!

Well I like chocolate infinity.

I like chocolate even more than that!

You can’t like it more than infinity that’s impossible.

Yeah, I can.

No you can’t.

Yeah I can.

Seriously, I didn’t help at all.

A poem:

There’s snow on the car, there’s snow on the trees.

There’s always snow in the backyard after I sneeze

Inspired by Lying on Things by Dennis Lee.

Still a hater

What would you like on you toast?

Only butter

Ok.

Only butter, because I hate everything in the whole wide world. Except for butter.

Star Wars Universe

I’ll be Obi Wan Kenobi

Itchy:I’ll be Darth Vader

And I’ll be Spiderman.

later

I’m is Princess Leia and Batman mixed up together.

Hate is a strong word

Why are you having such a hard time falling asleep tonight?

Because I HATE falling asleep. And I HATE mornings.

Why do you hate mornings?

Because I only get two choices, toast with jam or cereal with milk.* And I HATE toast with jam.

But you like cereal.

But I HATE how it gets mushy and you say “get back in your chair or your cereal will get mushy” whenever I get up to play. And I HATE mushy cereal. I only like cereal with no milk.

Oh. But then we take Raphie to the bus and you get special time with mommy.

But then I ask “where’s Raphie” and you say at school, and then I miss him and I HATE that.

Some mornings are pretty miserable it’s true.

*totally untrue - she does usually only get two choices, but we never suggest toast with jam since she HATES it so much.

I am hers.

In the middle of the night.

Mommy, mommy!

*stumbles across hall*

Why do you need Mummy so much?

‘Cause her is my grown up.

Definitive Standard

Wow Dee, you are getting so big!

So I can go in the ball pit at ikea now?