I know you are sensitive, but really?

Ow ouch. Ow ow ow. Ouch.

What’s wrong honey?

You hurt me.

What part of you did I hurt?

You hurt my feelings when you talked to me in a rude voice.

Gah!

Please try to stop arguing with everything I say.

I’m not arguing.

When you disagree with everything, that’s arguing.

No it isn’t.

Yes, it is.

No it isn’t.

It was not actually a suggestion.

You two are arguing so much today. It seems as if you would argue over anything. I bet you’d even argue over who likes chocolate more!

Well I like chocolate infinity.

I like chocolate even more than that!

You can’t like it more than infinity that’s impossible.

Yeah, I can.

No you can’t.

Yeah I can.