mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy!
mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy!
what?
I no have penis. No No No. I have gina.
So what happens to water when it get cold?
Padmé: It freezes.
That’s right - and what about when it gets hot?
It turns into a dragon.
I…see.
Padmé: Yea! A dragon and water.
Dia are you sicky?
yeah. I sicky
Are you this sick? *holds up 5 fingers*
uh no.
Are you this much sick? *holds up 3 fingers*
yeah.
Awww, that’s not enough sick to stay home!
Padmé: I just went pee and I washed my hands.
I went pee too, but I didn’t wash my hands. It’s not my style.
Daddy ave peeni?
Yes he does have a penis.
Daddy ave eyes?
Yes, Daddy does have eyes.
Daddy peeni ave eyes?
God chose perfectly when he put us together
How did he do that?
Well he looked at you and said I know the right mommy for you, and put you in my belly.
But how did he put me in your belly, was it magic?
Well it’s complicated. Mommy and daddy make a baby and then God looks at all the souls and chooses who that baby will be
How do mommy and daddy make the baby start growing?
Daddy puts a seed inside mommy and that seed makes an egg start growing, and that egg turns into a person.
But how does the seed get inside you?
It’s very late sweetie, it’s time for us to stop talking and go to sleep.
Telling Raphie the Adam and Eve story:
“… and they were named Adam and Eve”
“I know Eve! She’s in the Wall-e movie and she has a gun!”
and a bit further on…
“if that was me in heaven I wouldn’t have eaten that fruit, no way. I don’t want to die.”