Ring around a posie
Pocket full a rosie
Up down up down
Aww faww down
Can I have one?
They are very spicy.
Is otay. I eat it anyway.
You might DIE if you eat one.
I want to eat one.
A priest isn’t allowed to be a priest if he isn’t wearing underwear, right?
*finds Easter egg from last weekend in the yard*
Daddy look! I found an egg!
Great - we must’ve missed it during our hunt.
*eats candy*
Daddy, can I have some more candy to put in so I can hide it and find it again?
No way Hose-ee.
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What word can you think of that sounds like bat? Buh - at.
Batman! Bat, batman!
Those do sound the same. Now can you think of any rhyming words? Like Bat, Cat, Mat, Rat.
Bat, Cat, Mat and Robin!
I love you.
I love you toe much.
We should put out some food for that bunny, maybe lettuce. Bunnies like lettuce.
And carrots. We should put those out too.
and bread!
Bunnies don’t like bread. Bunnies like vegtables.
Bunnies like meatballs!!
Later that evening
I have an idea. How about chocolate chips. Bunnies like chocolate chips.
*gets angry*
What’s wrong dee?
DON’T TALKING A ME!!
NOTE: same conversation occurs with Daddy.