Ow ouch. Ow ow ow. Ouch.
What’s wrong honey?
You hurt me.
What part of you did I hurt?
You hurt my feelings when you talked to me in a rude voice.
Once upon a time there were good guys and bad guys. The good guys prayed to the good god to kill all the bad guys, and the bad guys prayed to the bad god to kill all the good guys. The two gods hated each other and they got into a giant battle…