Now Listen Closely

Mom? What animal does chicken come from?

Listen to the name of it. Chicken. What animal do you think it could be? Chicken.

Fish right? Chicken comes from fish.

Ring Around…

Ring around a posie

Pocket full a rosie

Up down up down

Aww faww down

The rules

A priest isn’t allowed to be a priest if he isn’t wearing underwear, right?

How many food groups?

We should put out some food for that bunny, maybe lettuce. Bunnies like lettuce.

And carrots. We should put those out too.

and bread!

Bunnies don’t like bread. Bunnies like vegtables.

Bunnies like meatballs!!

Later that evening

I have an idea. How about chocolate chips. Bunnies like chocolate chips.

Stranger Danger?

And what will you do if a stranger asks you to go with them?

I will say no, and tell Steffie.

And what if the stranger tells you they will have candy or a treat for you if you go with them?

I would like that! I really hope a stranger has candy for me. yeah!

Basic Biology

*chugs jug of juice*

My tummy hurts now. That was too much juice.

*runs upstairs and pees*

Aw Man! The juice didn’t come out!

Home Jeeves

I want mommy.

Baba Mommy’s at home. We’ll see mommy in the morning.

I want mommy.

Baba I know Honey.

*wanders off*

*comes back wearing coat*

I go home now. See Mommy.

Queen of the Castle?

*climbs to top of snow mountain*

*sings* I’n a dirty rascal.

Fairytale Wedding

When I grow up I am going to marry a prince.

And will you be a princess then?

No. I will be a prince too. And we will fight bad guys together.

Breaking News

mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy!

mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy!

what?

I no have penis. No No No. I have gina.