It is good to be suspicious.

I’m hungry.

Did you finish your apple?

Yes.

a few minutes later

I’m done making the sandwiches. Raphie can you put the ham back in the fridge?

Umm, ok. But I have to close my eyes because I have a sneaky suspicion.

A sneaky suspicion huh?

Yeah. I have a sneaky suspicion that I didn’t finish my apple.

*looks in fridge. Sees half eaten apple sitting on shelf.*

I hate to break it to you

When will I be big as Raphie?

Never.

One day. Sometimes it feels like it is taking a long time, though.

That would suck

Walking past a funeral home

Is that where people die?

No. That’s where they take people when they are already dead.

Is that heaven?

Who are you again?

Sorry guys. I can’t pay attention right now, I just took a wrong turn.

Oh Man! I told you to check the directions before we left!

Explanation

The problem is I’m not four or five or something. I’m only three and a half, which is still pretty little.”

Certainly Not!

Raphie and Dia show off their bellies.

Do you have a baby in there?

No. Boys can never have babies in their tummies. Dia could have a baby in her tummy though, ’cause she’s a lady.

I’m not a lady! I’m a Dia!

Arrangements

Dia, will you be nice to me?

Yup.

Will you knock over my towers and buildings?

Ummm, nope.

Okay. I won’t kick you or hit you.

Okay.

Wait - What’s His Job?

You be the patient and I will be the eye doctor. Okay?

Can I cuddle and kiss the eye doctor?

No. He has too many germs from all the other people.

Cause and Effect

I have a cold today.

Oh, that’s too bad.

*runs upstairs to pee*

Oh, it was just the pee that was giving me a cold. I’m better now.

Subtlety Fail

Good Morning.

Morning.

You are the most wonderful, best mommy in the whole wide universe. I love you.

Aww. Thanks Raph.

Will you buy me a special treat today?