Sitting there staring off into space.
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Yup.
I love you mom.
I love you even though you are mean and never let me do anything I want.
I love you anyways.
Dia do you know where you want to go for dinner for your birthday?
We could go to old McDonald’s
We could go to Old McDonald’s or pizza, or a restaurant with lots of things to choose from or…
Old McDonald’s was my idea.
It was. Or we could go to a rice restaurant or a -
STOP TALKING! I TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT!
Raphie and Mommy stop talking
I figure it out. We got to pizza restaurant my birfday.
Dia, stop poking me.
I be very gentle.
Mom! Dia keeps poking me with scissors!
Mom intervenes. Scissors get taken away.
DeeDee, we don’t play with scissors.
I was just trying to cut Raphie’s arm off. I be very gentle.
We can chat while I poo right?
Sure. What do you want to chat about?
Ughhh.
…
*face turns red*
You can’t talk right now can you?
Just wait until the big chunk comes out.
In the bath
I only have one hole in my bum!
Everybody only has one hole.
No. Look. Dia has two.
Mom? What animal does chicken come from?
Listen to the name of it. Chicken. What animal do you think it could be? Chicken.
Fish right? Chicken comes from fish.
Can I have one?
They are very spicy.
Is otay. I eat it anyway.
You might DIE if you eat one.
I want to eat one.
A priest isn’t allowed to be a priest if he isn’t wearing underwear, right?
*finds Easter egg from last weekend in the yard*
Daddy look! I found an egg!
Great - we must’ve missed it during our hunt.
*eats candy*
Daddy, can I have some more candy to put in so I can hide it and find it again?