No way Hose-ee.
What word can you think of that sounds like bat? Buh - at.
Batman! Bat, batman!
Those do sound the same. Now can you think of any rhyming words? Like Bat, Cat, Mat, Rat.
Bat, Cat, Mat and Robin!
We should put out some food for that bunny, maybe lettuce. Bunnies like lettuce.
And carrots. We should put those out too.
and bread!
Bunnies don’t like bread. Bunnies like vegtables.
Bunnies like meatballs!!
Later that evening
I have an idea. How about chocolate chips. Bunnies like chocolate chips.
You should ask me what special thing I would like for breakfast.
What special thing would you like for breakfast?
Hmmm, I don’t know. I’ll have to think about it a bit.
Did you bite your sister?
Yes, she was dumping out my stickers and I didn’t want her too.
Maybe next time you could find another way to deal with it.
But Mom, this solved the problem. She went away after.
And what will you do if a stranger asks you to go with them?
I will say no, and tell Steffie.
And what if the stranger tells you they will have candy or a treat for you if you go with them?
I would like that! I really hope a stranger has candy for me. yeah!
*chugs jug of juice*
My tummy hurts now. That was too much juice.
*runs upstairs and pees*
Aw Man! The juice didn’t come out!
I have to cut your nails tonight.
No, you always cut me when you do it.
I never cut you Raphie.
That hurts my feelings dad. I’m not going to marry you anymore. I’m going to marry the cat.
*decorating muffins* Itchy might want to talk about poo.
Um…yes.
Raphie Stop it Right This Freaking Second!
Mommy?
*snaps* What!
I love you. I even love you when you are angry and yelling at me.