Good Morning.
Morning.
You are the most wonderful, best mommy in the whole wide universe. I love you.
Aww. Thanks Raph.
Will you buy me a special treat today?
Mama, I want to nurse.
You can’t nurse. I have no milk anymore.
Did a cow drink it all?
Dia, stop poking me.
I be very gentle.
Mom! Dia keeps poking me with scissors!
Mom intervenes. Scissors get taken away.
DeeDee, we don’t play with scissors.
I was just trying to cut Raphie’s arm off. I be very gentle.
In the bath
I only have one hole in my bum!
Everybody only has one hole.
No. Look. Dia has two.
Mom? What animal does chicken come from?
Listen to the name of it. Chicken. What animal do you think it could be? Chicken.
Fish right? Chicken comes from fish.
What word can you think of that sounds like bat? Buh - at.
Batman! Bat, batman!
Those do sound the same. Now can you think of any rhyming words? Like Bat, Cat, Mat, Rat.
Bat, Cat, Mat and Robin!
Did you bite your sister?
Yes, she was dumping out my stickers and I didn’t want her too.
Maybe next time you could find another way to deal with it.
But Mom, this solved the problem. She went away after.
And what will you do if a stranger asks you to go with them?
I will say no, and tell Steffie.
And what if the stranger tells you they will have candy or a treat for you if you go with them?
I would like that! I really hope a stranger has candy for me. yeah!
Daddy ave peeni?
Yes he does have a penis.
Daddy ave eyes?
Yes, Daddy does have eyes.
Daddy peeni ave eyes?