You are so cute.
No! I’m not cute. I’m serious!
Wow Dia, you are getting so big!
Yup, I’m is.
Soon I will be big and I will have a penis.
Walking past a funeral home
Is that where people die?
No. That’s where they take people when they are already dead.
Is that heaven?
Sorry guys. I can’t pay attention right now, I just took a wrong turn.
Oh Man! I told you to check the directions before we left!
The problem is I’m not four or five or something. I’m only three and a half, which is still pretty little.”
Raphie and Dia show off their bellies.
Do you have a baby in there?
No. Boys can never have babies in their tummies. Dia could have a baby in her tummy though, ’cause she’s a lady.
I’m not a lady! I’m a Dia!
Dia, will you be nice to me?
Yup.
Will you knock over my towers and buildings?
Ummm, nope.
Okay. I won’t kick you or hit you.
Okay.
Dia, are you eating the canoe?
No, I not eating da canoe. I just lickin’ it.
I sure do love you.
mhmm
You be the patient and I will be the eye doctor. Okay?
Can I cuddle and kiss the eye doctor?
No. He has too many germs from all the other people.