Cause and Effect

I have a cold today.

Oh, that’s too bad.

*runs upstairs to pee*

Oh, it was just the pee that was giving me a cold. I’m better now.

Subtlety Fail

Good Morning.

Morning.

You are the most wonderful, best mommy in the whole wide universe. I love you.

Aww. Thanks Raph.

Will you buy me a special treat today?

ESP?

Sitting there staring off into space.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Yup.

Even though

I love you mom.

I love you even though you are mean and never let me do anything I want.

I love you anyways.

Decisions Decisions

Dia do you know where you want to go for dinner for your birthday?

We could go to old McDonald’s

We could go to Old McDonald’s or pizza, or a restaurant with lots of things to choose from or…

Old McDonald’s was my idea.

It was. Or we could go to a rice restaurant or a -

STOP TALKING! I TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT!

Raphie and Mommy stop talking

I figure it out. We got to pizza restaurant my birfday.

Wait - who?

Mama, I want to nurse.

You can’t nurse. I have no milk anymore.

Did a cow drink it all?

It’s true

cuddling on the couch:

Who loves you?

Everybody.

It won’t hurt a bit

Dia, stop poking me.

I be very gentle.

Mom! Dia keeps poking me with scissors!

Mom intervenes. Scissors get taken away.

DeeDee, we don’t play with scissors.

I was just trying to cut Raphie’s arm off. I be very gentle.

just.one.second

We can chat while I poo right?

Sure. What do you want to chat about?

Ughhh.

*face turns red*

You can’t talk right now can you?

Just wait until the big chunk comes out.

Must be beautiful

I was just putting lipstick on a cat an he run away from me.