Wow Dee, you are getting so big!
So I can go in the ball pit at ikea now?
I’m hungry.
Did you finish your apple?
Yes.
a few minutes later
I’m done making the sandwiches. Raphie can you put the ham back in the fridge?
Umm, ok. But I have to close my eyes because I have a sneaky suspicion.
A sneaky suspicion huh?
Yeah. I have a sneaky suspicion that I didn’t finish my apple.
*looks in fridge. Sees half eaten apple sitting on shelf.*
When will I be big as Raphie?
Never.
One day. Sometimes it feels like it is taking a long time, though.
You are so cute.
No! I’m not cute. I’m serious!
Wow Dia, you are getting so big!
Yup, I’m is.
Soon I will be big and I will have a penis.
Walking past a funeral home
Is that where people die?
No. That’s where they take people when they are already dead.
Is that heaven?
Sorry guys. I can’t pay attention right now, I just took a wrong turn.
Oh Man! I told you to check the directions before we left!
The problem is I’m not four or five or something. I’m only three and a half, which is still pretty little.”
Raphie and Dia show off their bellies.
Do you have a baby in there?
No. Boys can never have babies in their tummies. Dia could have a baby in her tummy though, ’cause she’s a lady.
I’m not a lady! I’m a Dia!
Dia, will you be nice to me?
Yup.
Will you knock over my towers and buildings?
Ummm, nope.
Okay. I won’t kick you or hit you.
Okay.