Ow ouch. Ow ow ow. Ouch.
What’s wrong honey?
You hurt me.
What part of you did I hurt?
You hurt my feelings when you talked to me in a rude voice.
Once upon a time there were good guys and bad guys. The good guys prayed to the good god to kill all the bad guys, and the bad guys prayed to the bad god to kill all the good guys. The two gods hated each other and they got into a giant battle…
Superman and Batman is my imaginary friends. And I’m theirs.
5 minutes later
But I’m not imaginary..?
Come here Raphie. I have something for you.
Oooh, I hope it’s cuddles!
Okay Dee, your turn.
I spy with my little eye something that is flying through the air.
Is it Superman and Batman?
YES! They came to play wif me!
*Proceeds to play hide and seek with her imaginary friends*
Please try to stop arguing with everything I say.
I’m not arguing.
When you disagree with everything, that’s arguing.
No it isn’t.
Yes, it is.
No it isn’t.
Sweetie, I know they are scary, but I really don’t believe ghosts actually exist.
Yeah well, I don’t know as many things as you do. I’m only four and you’re like, infinity.
Dad, I made a bad choice
Yeah?
Yeah. I didn’t like the smell of the fart, so I put oatmeal up my nose.
Oh. That does sound like a bad decision.
Yeah, but it’s okay because I got it out.
You two are arguing so much today. It seems as if you would argue over anything. I bet you’d even argue over who likes chocolate more!
Well I like chocolate infinity.
I like chocolate even more than that!
You can’t like it more than infinity that’s impossible.
Yeah, I can.
No you can’t.
Yeah I can.
A poem:
There’s snow on the car, there’s snow on the trees.
There’s always snow in the backyard after I sneeze
Inspired by Lying on Things by Dennis Lee.