Queen of the Castle?

*climbs to top of snow mountain*

*sings* I’n a dirty rascal.

Breaking News

mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy!

mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy!

what?

I no have penis. No No No. I have gina.

Stay home?

Dia are you sicky?

yeah. I sicky

Are you this sick? *holds up 5 fingers*

uh no.

Are you this much sick? *holds up 3 fingers*

yeah.

Awww, that’s not enough sick to stay home!

Anatomy 101

Daddy ave peeni?

Yes he does have a penis.

Daddy ave eyes?

Yes, Daddy does have eyes.

Daddy peeni ave eyes?