He's gonna be such a good little hippie! Sorry Pat.

No, no, it's fine. I'll put his positive hippy energy and love to good use in my basement making knock-off wallets.

A couple years of that will drain the hippy right out of him and turn him into a contributing member of society like an accountant, or dare I dream - a certified accountant.

Hey remember that cows are color blind! He could sneak up on one from behind and hey down she goes. Milk for all! He looks like a good little liberatsio.

He blends in with his environment very well.....sneaky little sumbitch.