This is awesome! He looks like a little jedi!

"...you WILL let me eat the plants..."

No wonder he's such a happy little guy. He knows that he's really the boss of everybody else.

hahaha

"...you WILL let me have boobies..."

I'm hoping his first sentence is "You're not the boss of me!"

I wanna be a monk..wait..that means celebacy..but then there's always Rasputin..O.K. Monk time!

...there's always Rasputin..O.K. Monk time!

With a Rasputin style monk I'd still get grandchildren right? 'Cause I really want grandchildren one day (not for at least 25 years though).

No, you're mixing up the songs - it goes:

"Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's greatest chastity machine who would never knock up a girl and give his parents a big fat headache".

Catchy lyrics eh?